Packaged Meat

The act of wearing a plastic bag around your genitals in the process of having sex

I just couldn't find a condom so I just used Packaged Meat

by Jake possum May 7, 2015

Meat Harbor

Another term for a Vagina.

Bob told Margaret he had a delivery for her Meat Harbor.

by RealTruth12 August 13, 2012

Meat Lettuce

Thick soggy puss

Bro last night I got with this big sweaty chick and she had some mean meat lettuce.

by Yarnce July 16, 2021

meat broom

An extremely long penis with a bulbous tip which makes it resemble a broom. It's used to sweep dust bunnies out of a pussy.

"Bro, I found this sweet Gmilf. I cleaned her with my meat broom."

by crepuscular March 11, 2017

Meat bitch

An individual who flexes the size of his penis constantly to the point were it becomes annoying.

Bob: “Hey, do you want to hang out with Josh tomorrow?”
Joe: “I don’t know man, Josh is kind of a meat bitch.”

by Narzanac December 10, 2019

meat flag

Slag for penis.

As in "dude, stow your meat flag, this is a public place!" Or "I'm going to be planting my meat flag on her moon tonight, if you know what I mean"

by V-Nance June 12, 2014

Meat Vice

A vagina so tight it's like your dick is in a vice.

Her Meat Vice was so tight, I thought my dick was going to break off.

by FurBurger August 28, 2012