Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

by NellyJ April 17, 2023

Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".

If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!

by heilschnaps May 15, 2023

Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

Twat Waffle

Akin to a douchebag, but an only slightly more appropriate word choice to use in front of your mom.

"Dude clearly couldn't handle that post -- delete. He's a twat waffle."

by Irishmafia June 14, 2023

Awful Waffle

A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.

plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley

Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation

Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle

by anonymous June 18, 2023

Awful Waffle

A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.

plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley

Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation

Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle

by anonymous June 18, 2023

Blue Waffle

A sexually transmitted disease that turns the girls vagina blue on the lips.

Never ever google this, you have been warned. Meaning don't ever search it up.
I got stds now I have a blue waffle.

by BBGNNS July 2, 2023