Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 March 22, 2018

toe fuzz

Something that gets between your toes. It can be dead skin or lint.

"EWW!! Cam has so much toe fuzz!!!

by cheese is great on rye January 25, 2015

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting anal sphincter, commonly during sleep.

Ezra's girlfriend was often known to give him the Goblin Toe during their cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 11, 2024

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.

Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 11, 2024

Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.

I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.

by Richard Kimble February 11, 2011

Ve-toe

When yo middle toe is longer than yo big toe and you throw yo toes at somebody

Bitch don’t be throwin yo Ve-toes at me when I tell you my opinions

by Colornotes September 29, 2019

Vlady's toes

Everyday that you wake up, you feel sad and don't know what to do with your life, you don't have any energy and just want to find a purpose to your life, for myself, Vlady's toes is the meaning of life, finding your crunchy toes and being able to see them and treat them with care every day is the best feeling you can have.

Find your toes - Alesteve33

I sucked Vlady's toes last night

by Alenijja June 10, 2022