"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
Get the Decorate my Christmas treemug. by bekkth March 1, 2021
Get the I'm a tree.mug. The timber reeks of hell
Swallowed in the covers swell
Rotting face of death
Sodemised and left to god
Occupies abadons lot
The darkest hallows eve
Instincts he can't deceive
Jefferies walking south
Jefferies on a leave
Swallowed in the covers swell
Rotting face of death
Sodemised and left to god
Occupies abadons lot
The darkest hallows eve
Instincts he can't deceive
Jefferies walking south
Jefferies on a leave
by Dick shaver 1 April 10, 2022
Get the The killing treemug. by Cowth=awesome February 19, 2019
Get the Treemug. 

