meat delay

To be late for an event because you were having sex.

We were late to the meeting due to a meat delay.

by Jabberwalking August 4, 2018

Meat scepter

A word used to describe an object situated around men's waist. Often used in the subreddit r/creepyasteriks.

*Pulls out meat scepter*

by HerrPes January 28, 2019

meat slappin

an action when one slaps another ones ass for sexual pleasure.

Me: imma meat slappin ma gurl.

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 5, 2019

Meat toss

A competition involving two men throwing their meat at a dartboard. Score is usually not counted, as winning in a competition of this manner is the same as losing.

I, the king of life, challenge he peasant to a meat toss.

by 22square miles February 7, 2019

Meat teat

Alternative word for a penis

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.

by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019

Memed in the Meat

A phrase used to describe someone or something that has been ruined by memes. 'Meat' being another word for 'butt' (as a reference to someone getting anal raped).

Things like Shrek, John Cena, Hitler, Autism, and Donald Trump are constantly memed in the meat.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

rat meat

it be hitting

bo: that rat meat be hitting tho
lexi: shut up

by SkrubEcksDee September 19, 2018