Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

THERE IN THE TREES

back in my day in veitnam there used to be people trying to snipe us in the trees

GET DOWN BOYS THERE IN THE TREES

by BobDabuilda_Can_we_build_it May 29, 2021

vanilla tree

A girl who likes to compete when jumping in pools, a made up name

Person 1: so who’s the winner?
Person 2: it’s vanilla tree!

by Bucket of beans November 20, 2021

Funk Tree

A very blonde, very large penis.

Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?

No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.

by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009

tree climber

perv... usually in custody with other pervs and snitches... skinhead torpedo ventually sticks him...good job...skinheads are the regulators.

He's a tree climber---lets fuck him with a shank.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn August 1, 2016

tree huggin

A person who hugs/humps trees in order to sexually satisfy themselves.

Miriam is such a tree huggin dyke! She hugs trees to get off.

by Kirky Deez April 22, 2011

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

by dogdogbark February 14, 2023