jake

jake is the best person you could possibly meet. he’s very genuine and kind and overall a sweetheart. literally perfect it’s hard to put into words when describing him that’s the only way. so lovable that it makes you smile thinking about him. he’s literally a bright light in a dark room. he makes everyone feel comfortable anytime and is very trustworthy and kind. he’s genuinely great and it doesn’t get better

lol jake!

by lmaoooo4828 October 7, 2020

Jake

aka Sim Jaeyun/ Shim Jaeyoon. He is a member of the South Korean boy group called ENHYPEN. Know as the ICON OF GROWTH. so fkng talented and handsome. And his Aussie accent makes people go crazy over him. his world is Leila. He’s smart especially in mathematics. He has an older brother and comes from a wealthy family. He used to play soccer. Nationality is Australian-Korean. His best friend is Sunghoon, and fans called them as JAKEHOON. He is a good story-teller. everyone adores their friendship. ENGENES loves him so much. He is the best boy! He deserves the whole world.

A happy little aussie boy, Jake.

by ENGENE.div October 10, 2020

Jake

aka Sim Jaeyun/ Shim Jaeyoon. He is a member of the South Korean boy group called ENHYPEN. Know as the ICON OF GROWTH. so fkng talented and handsome. And his Aussie accent makes people go crazy over him. his world is Leila. He’s smart especially in mathematics. He has an older brother and comes from a wealthy family. He used to play soccer. Nationality is Australian-Korean. His best friend is Sunghoon, and fans called them as JAKEHOON. He is a good story-teller. everyone adores their friendship. ENGENES loves him so much. He is the best boy! He deserves the whole world.

A happy little aussie boy, Jake.

by ENGENE.div October 10, 2020

Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 11, 2020

Jake Leverett

He may be a J name and a libra but surprisingly doesn’t fall into the stereotypes of either category. Although he is kind of a nerd and definitely has two monitors with a rainbow keyboard, he’s nice and has a fat velumptious butt.

I have a crush on Jake Leverett, I hope we move to Switzerland together.

by user213283 October 11, 2020

Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020