space russian

noun,

The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.

Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.

Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.

by Xylergeist February 6, 2014

shacebooking

facebooking while taking a shit, sitting on facebook while simultaneously sitting on the shitter

similar - shexting

Maria takes forever in the bathroom and the rest of the family assumes she is doing her makeup but actually she is just sitting on the toilet shacebooking!

by Swas February 7, 2014

Space Pizza

Space pizza is a type of pizza that can only be made in the zero gravity of space. Space pizzas are prepared by covering both sides of the dough with toppings and cooked without touching any surface-leaving the toppings intact. Unfortunately those not able to afford a trip to space are forced to enjoy toppings on only one side of their pizza. This has left many people aggravated, so much so that they have convinced themselves that space pizza is actually inferior. Space pizza was first conceptualized by an unknown PhD researcher in southern California.

Naysayer: Space pizza is stupid
Astronaut: Have you ever tried space pizza?
Naysayer: No...
Astronaut: It will change your life

by pastitute March 28, 2014

spacebar err

when you are typing in online chat you enter a letter (most often the letters in the middle of the bottom line in a digital keypad) close to the space bar by mistake, and it changes the meaning of the sentence.

1. Boyfriend: Hey sweetie, I am having thisbitch on my back since last night. (letter 'b' in itch)

Girlfriend: Who is that bitch?

Boyfriend: Sorry babe, it was a spacebar err.

2. John: There is always the shining bright Sun above all the cloudsnone could see. (letter 'n' in one)

Jim: why none ???

John: Sorry dude, it was a spacebar err.

by CalvinQuicksilver May 2, 2014

spacecaker

Someone who is closely related to an huge faggot,
Also know as the biggest btch in the world.

that guy really is spacecaker

by anonymousey July 23, 2014

space gravy

Astronaut cum.

Wow Neil Armstrong has some potent space gravy.

by mcmullet April 3, 2015

Space Flag

When a man and a woman are having sex in a bed and the man lays on his back, his penis erect, and the woman jumps into the air off the mattress and tries to aim her self in such a way that her vagina lands over the man's penis (his penis entering her vagina) leaving him unharmed.

Guy 1: Mary tried to perform the "space flag" on me last night.
Guy 2: Did you let her? Did it work?
Guy 1: I think my dick is broken. I think I need medical attention.

by Iwannagohome! December 13, 2014