Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up

Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you

by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024

Sock Wedgy

The annoying moment when the back of your sock comes off your heel as the day goes on and you have to fix it.

Mary: What are you doing down there?
Jane: Sorry! I have a sock wedgy!

by Giraffarig August 16, 2011

Sock

Another word for a pad/tampon

Girl 1: I just got my tree

Girl 2: do you need a sock?

by Swagpwacherjeiej April 14, 2015

Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible

dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!

by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010

change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016

sock mead

a type of fermented beverage made by inmates. Made from water, sugar and an old sock (for the yeast).

I just heard this today from a guy who works in a jail and a paramedic who were joking about the substances inmates come up with on their own.

"This guy was drunk off of sock mead."

by dori1977 December 12, 2012

Socking

Like docking, but instead two uncircumcised penises are pressed together side by side. Their foreskins are then rolled together like you would a pair of socks.

Nah man I’m sick of docking, let’s try socking this time instead.

by Jon Mayham April 11, 2025