Rusty-joe

Great guy can be an ass sometimes but then makes up for it

that guy is such a rusty-joe

by dbdeshadowmifwa July 14, 2017

Rusty Guitar

The act of licking a females anal opening while reaching around and fingering her, resembling the act of playing a guitar. Somewhat like the Rusty Trombone

Non-Bro: Yo bro! I just rusty guitar'd that chick, it was insane!

Other guy: Yo you're sick man!

by SkunkBoi August 25, 2011

Rusty Picasso

When you wipe your shit stained dick and a chicks back like a paint brush

“ Last night I raw dogged a chicks ass, when I pulled out I had shit on my dick, so I gave her a Rusty Picasso.”

by Spicy Cholula October 9, 2020

Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme

The act of shoving your balls up your asshole, then getting a girl to suck ur dick, and while she's not paying attention you fart your poopy nutsack out of your ass so it swings forward hits her in the face. A properly executed Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme involves trying your best to not shit on the floor during the act of farting your balls out of your asshole.

NOTE: To impress the ladies even more, it is common practice to get your penis AND your ballsack in your own asshole.

-I heard Liam gave Brooks a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme on the bathroom floor last night, and he accidentally shit himself!
-Last night, Tom decided to hit me with a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme, and I STILL have poop on my nose!

by Asshole11 February 6, 2024

Rusty Banana

You must eat a chipotle burrito with only beef and with the habenaro sauce earlier in the day. Bring a girl home and while having sex with her tell her to close her eyes and lie on her stomach. Then shit on her back. Can also be subbed with taco bell fire sauce.

"Yo did you bring jennifer back to your place?"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"

by rustybanana July 4, 2016

Rusty Palmer

When a girl takes a shit in there hand and gives a guy a hand job without washing the shit off. This will leave a rusted look on the shaft of the penis. Hence rusty palmer

He ask his girlfriend to give him a rusty palmer.

by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024

Reverse Rusty Buggy

When you stick it in her ass and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and you reach up pull on her hair braids like they are buggy reins. Can also be upgraded using a real set of leather reins and a horse bit in her mouth. Bonus points if you use a riding crop to smack her as she is cumming.

Man this chick is wild. I had her doing a Reverse Rusty Buggy and she came so hard when I hit her with the whip I thought she was going to pass out.

by Purple Leg of passion June 9, 2022