Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 29, 2024

russians

a myth.

"hey man what's your favorite myth?"

"russians"

by sillyachilles October 2, 2023

Russian rumper

When two men have very loud and aggressive anal sex.

“We all heard Vlad and dmitri at the party last night, lots of Russian rumpering happening”

by ISHAMELESSĶILL-_-I July 5, 2025

Russian Straw

When a woman sucks your cock while giving a boob job

Erika couldn't give a Russian straw her boobs are too small

by Bumber Bork May 23, 2025

russian mushrooms

A band of friends from Alabama who pulled names out of a hat…yeah it’s really stupid but the people in the band enjoy having each other. One plays guitar. Another plays bass and is the lead singer. Last but not least the clarinetist.

Have you heard of the Russian mushrooms?

by He/she/they/them/ple/ase/date June 30, 2021

Russian Back Blowout

when a man fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, cums in a vodka bottle, flips the girl upside down on her head (so her asshole is facing up), then you jam the vodka bottle in her ass as far as the thing can go. Leave it to where she has to ass chug the whole bottle.

She shit blood after I gave her the Russian Back Blowout, she was also blackout drunk lmao.

by funkyboi6754 April 8, 2020

Russian pitstop

When u pick somebody up an fuck em non stop

I’m gonna do a Russian pitstop on you

by Pettergriifer March 7, 2024