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The Real

An exclusive group of high class individuals
Can I join the real?”

“NO”
by Comic_pdog December 4, 2022
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Realness

A word which is part of gay slang that doesn't really have a meaning aside from saying that the thing that is referred to in the sentence "serves" or "slays".
This fit serving cunty realness.
by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022
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International Real Nigga Day

On December 6th the realest most honorable people are born. Can also be a day when real nights are celebrated globally. Can be shortened to Real Nigga Day too.
Martin: It’s my birthday!
Trey: Happy international real nigga day!
by Yung Dustpan December 5, 2024
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Real

A reacting adjective agreeing with another’s statement
Tim:”Woah this cake is fire
Joe:”Real”
by Nawr Cleor September 11, 2023
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real lampshade hours

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.
Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.
by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018
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a real bloke

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
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A Real Piece

Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.

Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't

The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!

Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece

(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece

G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!

coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
by gitonga August 18, 2018
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