Slimey Mike

When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.

My girlfriend was acting out so i gave her a good old slimey mike.

by Hough_Morris April 4, 2021

Mike Oxmol

A guy who has a little penis

hi Mike Oxmol

by miwiGx November 7, 2024

Mike Fitts

Tulane University's current president; he claps like a seal and kind of racist. He's known for buying underaged students drinks and mistaking any poor person as his personal Uber.

Mike Fitts bought me booze at Commander's Palace.

Omg what drink?!

I ordered a coffee and it had whisky in it.

:0 No way!

by coolrosie1000 February 23, 2024

Mike Jenner

Multi-talented, musician

Mike Jenner is a multi-talented person

by Mike Jenner November 24, 2021

Mike Hull

Kid with a HUGE piece....... flexes on everyone he meets.. is often found in VIP at strip clubs drinking the most expensive liquor in the club.. Has 6 children with 7 different women... God like

"Is that Mike Hull rolling dice in the Giuseppe boots?"
"Ya Mike Hull is the flyest youngbull on the block"

by Hard bone March 8, 2017

Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

Mike Bebek Taxi

Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))

"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"

by Taxi guy January 23, 2021