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Pathetic man

A pathetic loser who needs validation from people half his age. All he does is complain about nothing. He blames everything but himself for being shit at games. Like is he autistic? Because he can't read a room for shit
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.
by Paewj September 26, 2022
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man grr

a sound effect simulating a male form of frustration that can often be textualized as "grr" or "urrrghhhhhherrrrrrrrraaaaaa;"
Many times "man grr" is used in bitter annoyance like walking through the blustering wind, or when someone has the utter audacity to aggravate another social being. Bonus points if proclaimed by a female. Guys dig it.
by swish4@comcast.net January 27, 2010
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Fionn manning

Will give you a free happy ending with sloppy toppy
by Joshua the dad December 1, 2021
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Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.
Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.
by theredcup September 8, 2019
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man-breaker

Breaker of men. You can interpret this how you want, but you get the idea. 😉
Man1: Damn, I think my dick’s broken bro.
Man2: I don’t know dude, she might be a man-breaker.
by Snaponandoff June 12, 2019
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Man Fact

A Man Fact is the sort of fact that men have a tendency to profess as the truth and as though it were an actual fact but in reality they actually have no idea and are making, at best, an educated guess.
Woman: I really don't think you should have another beer.

Man: I disagree, the most recent study shows that regular beer drinking can improve my mental capacity for learning new tasks. I am sure you would appreciate this in the bedroom honey.

Woman: That's just plain untrue. That is a Man Fact.
by Leasie56 January 20, 2010
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man drink

man drink : different flavors of hawaiian punch mixed together.
by thatpersononthecouch February 22, 2011
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