jake nedved

A man with a big penis and a small ego. Jake nedved is the type of guy to whip out a snake when you expect a mesquito. also his sister is racist

"YO, did you hear that jake nedveds sister said the n word??!!

by wordwizard222254 March 21, 2023

Jake may

Someone who is attracted to men and/or his mother

Jake may likes aiden juan!

by BLMisTerrorist September 10, 2020

Jake

Means a very fat penis that is short and fat in Zimbabwean :) it also means chode in Ugandan

Damn boy that dude must have a Jake

by ItchyRick March 20, 2019

Jake

A man who is Either very kind or drinks bang energy they are always doing something stupid but always love their friends

“My name is jake” “I love you”

by Skiddle_balls0 November 21, 2021

Jake Paul

Jake, this person is extraordinarily retarded, he is known to have some interesting behaviors including; acting like a retard, being a retard, and did I forget to mention that he is a retard. Jake Paul has a forehead the size of the pacific ocean but even bigger. He is the pet to many people, is his parents little angel, and has a penis the size of a hair, like literally the exact shape and size of hair.

Dude you are acting like such a Jake Paul

by JewishSeal July 30, 2019

Jake

Jakes are pretty sound geezas. They have emo phases and tend to listen to music such as bad girls club, and smoke a lot of pot. They are really cool boppers and are always looking for a good time. If you need a good time make sure you call jake.

Person: I need to feel good tonight
Me: call jake

by DreaderZ February 26, 2024

Jake

Some gay firefighter or something

“I really wanna put my peepeee in Jake.”

by Sloppiboi December 16, 2018