bum wizard

An anal magician. The King of the colon. A man who enjoys uphill gardening and the pleasures of naked, young men. Give him a pert boy bum and watch him make things disappear in it.

Steve only bend over to pick up the soap and Simon made his entire willy disappear in him. Total bum wizard.

by El Horritt January 4, 2017

Bum Cum

When someone is speaking a load of shit

Jasmine: Omg Jeremy fancies me!
Lola: THAT'S A LOAD OF BUM CUM!

by College_Chick May 6, 2014

basketball bum

Someone who thinks it is a swell idea to wear nothing but a plain T shirt, shorts, Nike elite socks, and basketball shoes to any occasion.

Bill: "Yo, What the fuck is Max wearing?"
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."

by TheJacksonWilliams November 15, 2016

frum bum

Refers to a woman who has a large ponch in her lower abdomen, almost similar to a butt.

I told her not to wear her pants up past her belly button, now she has a frum bum!

by J.J.B November 25, 2007

Bum crum

Someone who is acting very bummy.

Grace: I hate you!
Shazana: Ugghh ur such a bum crum!

by master_fu_my_bestie December 5, 2021

bum breather

when someone's breath is so terrible it smells like a fart

can also be used for someone who constantly talks nonsense or non-believable stories. Also know as a sh*t talker

That girl last night was a serious bum breather, I almost puked when she talked to me.

All he does is bum breathe, you can't believe any he says

by slash182 February 20, 2011

bum it blue

1. when you love it something to hard, you gotta bum it
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.

I love Lionel Blair, if i ever see him i am gonna bum it blue!!

by lemonboy October 3, 2006