5 dollar game
the act of convincing a 9 year old boy to put his fist elbow deep in his coaches ass and reciving a 5 dollar reward.
5 dollar game by puterschmit October 2, 2007
The Game
Whenever you think about the game, you lose the game. And whenever you think/lose the game, you must tell everyone so that they lose as well. Once started, you can never stop playing until you die.
Some people believe that you can only lose every half- hour, but you can lose again once you stop thinking about it.
You are now playing the game. You just lost the game!
Some people believe that you can only lose every half- hour, but you can lose again once you stop thinking about it.
You are now playing the game. You just lost the game!
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"I miss you!" Game
When you contact someone you haven't seen in a long time, and they will typically say "I miss you! We should hang out!/Lets meet up sometime!" However, when you go to make plans or contact them again. They never respond back or claim they are busy during that time.
Girl 1: Hey, haven't seen you since last day of school!
Girl 2: Aww yeah! I miss you so much! We should hang out :)
Girl 1: Cool lets make plans :D
Girl 2: *Never responds back*
- or -
Girl 2: I'm busy that day. *No further explanation*
Those are the two typical scenarios of the "I miss you!" Game.
Girl 2: Aww yeah! I miss you so much! We should hang out :)
Girl 1: Cool lets make plans :D
Girl 2: *Never responds back*
- or -
Girl 2: I'm busy that day. *No further explanation*
Those are the two typical scenarios of the "I miss you!" Game.
"I miss you!" Game by ClaireLyons August 7, 2011
Road Game
When you have to take a shit at a place that is not at your home, or work, family or close friend. Everywhere else is playing a "road game".
It is much more difficult to win a "road game". Your shit always seems to be runny or farty,and the stench is always god awful on the road. You always avoid putting yourself in this situation even if it means you drive 1 hour to shit at home.
It is much more difficult to win a "road game". Your shit always seems to be runny or farty,and the stench is always god awful on the road. You always avoid putting yourself in this situation even if it means you drive 1 hour to shit at home.
1. Peter was invited to a Super Bowl Party of his boss after just one week on the job. He made the mistake of letting his roommate drive, so he was stuck. During pre-game, Peter was sweating like a pig and realized he couldn't hold his shit back for the fucking 5 hour game. He was faced with an incredibly difficult "road game".
The only bathroom accessible to the party was in the middle of the kitchen. He exploded 3 parts liquid, 1 part solid, into the pot.
Needless to say Peter lost. Worse, the party host was out of TP in the bathroom and Peter had to ask for more.
Worst defeat ever. Complete shutout. 77-0 final score.
2. Sarah finally had to go. So Kevin pulled off the Jersey turnpike and Sarah shat all over the stall at the McDonalds. 28-7
3. Eric's train was 10 min away, but he couldn't hold his shit any longer. This was serious, Grand Central Terminal bathroom might be the worst on Earth. But Eric really had to shit.
Eric lost. He barfed before he shat because he sat in another guys puddle of crap and slipped on a thick turd, while two guys were butt packing in the next stall. Loss 55-3
4. Ralph just met his girlfriend's parents. Yet, the taco bell wasn't holding so a trip to the bath room to shit was urgent. Ralph asked where it was and Jenny's parents pointed across the kitchen. For the next 15 min, Ralph was farting, shitting and moaning as the 3 bean burritos and 2 soft tacos left his bowels. Fire sauce was a bad choice.
Jenny dumped Ralph the next day. 28-21
The only bathroom accessible to the party was in the middle of the kitchen. He exploded 3 parts liquid, 1 part solid, into the pot.
Needless to say Peter lost. Worse, the party host was out of TP in the bathroom and Peter had to ask for more.
Worst defeat ever. Complete shutout. 77-0 final score.
2. Sarah finally had to go. So Kevin pulled off the Jersey turnpike and Sarah shat all over the stall at the McDonalds. 28-7
3. Eric's train was 10 min away, but he couldn't hold his shit any longer. This was serious, Grand Central Terminal bathroom might be the worst on Earth. But Eric really had to shit.
Eric lost. He barfed before he shat because he sat in another guys puddle of crap and slipped on a thick turd, while two guys were butt packing in the next stall. Loss 55-3
4. Ralph just met his girlfriend's parents. Yet, the taco bell wasn't holding so a trip to the bath room to shit was urgent. Ralph asked where it was and Jenny's parents pointed across the kitchen. For the next 15 min, Ralph was farting, shitting and moaning as the 3 bean burritos and 2 soft tacos left his bowels. Fire sauce was a bad choice.
Jenny dumped Ralph the next day. 28-21
Road Game by Hamburger and Fries August 5, 2010
Sheet Game
This is a friendship-building game to see how well you know your friends. It requires a large, white bed sheet - the top sheet without the elastic corners. As the sheet hangs width-wise, you cut four tennis ball-sized holes equally spaced along the sheet.
Next, you pick the first player, who goes by 'PK' during the game. He stands on one side of the sheet and can optionally be blind-folded. His four best friends line up on the other side of the sheet and stick their schlongs through each of the holes in the sheet. The player must give dome to each of his four friends and try to guess the identity of each friend. A correct guess means that a new player is chosen and the game is repeated until everyone is tired.
Next, you pick the first player, who goes by 'PK' during the game. He stands on one side of the sheet and can optionally be blind-folded. His four best friends line up on the other side of the sheet and stick their schlongs through each of the holes in the sheet. The player must give dome to each of his four friends and try to guess the identity of each friend. A correct guess means that a new player is chosen and the game is repeated until everyone is tired.
Sheet Game by Juan SS July 23, 2010