fapple

the act of having sex with a golden apple in minecraft

My Christian minecraft server owner mixed up gapple and fapple and we keep making jokes about it.
i just had the best fapple session dude I need a gamer girl friend!

by athena42069 February 18, 2019

Fapstidextrous

The ability to jerk off with both hands, either at once or to switch off between hands. It's like being ambidextrous with your jerking off hands.

"Bro, I'm fapstidextrous. I can jerk off with both of my hands."

by overused_maymay February 27, 2019

Faptop

A computer that can only access porn sites

Oi mate I got a new faptop, it's a sick computer that can only access porn

by Junkmailman42069 February 28, 2019

Fapulon Prime

A robot from the DEEPEST DEPTHS of space, BENT on the destruction of all humanity and life with the almighty FAP (Family's Ass Plumber) machine. It makes the noise of a thousand rape alarms blasting through a megaphone.
Approach with caution.

person 1: OH NO! Its Fapulon Prime!
person 2: What the fuck is that!

person 1: It's the noise of impending doom, and rape alarms.
person 2: Is that a ... no it can't be!
person 1: The FAP cannon!

by Chibowski May 17, 2019

Fapportunity

A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.

Finding the model viewer mode in Arkham Asylum proved to be a lovely fapportunity.

by SEANR0CKS June 6, 2019

faperpetuity

When there is no foreseeable end to one masturbating as opposed to having sex.

“Because he is a terrible person, he will be alone in faperpetuity

by Allucarddonbearer June 14, 2019

fapiniscing

The act of tenderly stroking your gentleman's sausage while revisiting previous sexual encounters, viewing nudes from ex's and/or sexting with hoes}

Sometimes I miss my ex, but I had a fapiniscing session and quickly got over it.

by SZ8888 July 1, 2019