blame-duck resident 

A late second term occupant of the White House that has caused nothing but chaos and consternation with his incompetency and abuse of power, and arrogantly ducks blame for the dire consequences of his corruption, much like water flowing off a duck's back.

"How much longer til this blame-duck resident is out of office?"

blame-duck resident by bogotabro August 5, 2007

Slump Duck 

noun: A creature that follows one around and causes laziness, complacency, general disregard for one's well being. It stands about 40 feet from head to webbed foot and is invisible. Can only be defeated by pure will power to succeed and wanting the Slump Duck to die. Unless killed, it will follow you for the rest of your life, however short that may be.

Man: Dude, I don't want to do my term paper.
Friend: The Slump Duck strikes again!

Woman: I don't really need to shower today, or tomorrow. Wait, DAMN YOU SLUMP DUCK!

Slump Duck by El Español February 4, 2010

tame duck

An outgoing president who has no real power and never had before, being himself ruled like a puppet by his master.

- Why does Medvedev look so upset of losing the office? For him, nothing has changed - he never was a president and wouldn't be again.
- Yeah, the tame duck is just quacking.

tame duck by Comestuff September 27, 2011

almighty duck 

It is a almighty duck who is better than all other ducks

Yo look at that duck it is almighty, he is really almighty duck like

almighty duck by almighty duck February 1, 2014

Mud Duck

A person who is totally complacent in substandard ideals. Usually very closed minded.

He lives in a trailer house and uses epitats eating his frozen pizza watching nascar. Such a mud duck.

Mud Duck by AJuaNai October 2, 2017

peking duck 

Blowing breath into your partner's mouth during a half-open-mouthed kiss which make him or her looks like a peking duck.
1: find a partner
2: ask him/her nicely if they want to try the peking duck kiss
3: if they agree, grab their face and make sure they won't run away like a duck
4: do the normal kissing, but add a little bit air blowing and see how they like it
5: if they do, blow more
6: if they do not, blow more, if you fail, go back to step 3
7: enjoy

Me: I gave my boyfriend a peking duck kiss...
BFF: How does he like it?
Me: He broke up with me. I blow him away. lol

peking duck by HoleyCow October 29, 2017

Mama Duck 

the oldest member in the group who seems responsible enough to be the lead Duck! Once established other will follow, typically they'll be younger and much more dumber, these followers will be the ducklings! Mama Duck cares for the well being of her ducklings and will always be followed by her ducklings even if he/she doesn't want to be followed.

Hey who that? Oh, that's just Mama Duck! Let's go follow Mama Duck!

Mama Duck by TheRealMamaDuck January 8, 2018