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Donkey-Drinker

A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.

Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"

Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
by BalugaBukakke October 23, 2023
mugGet the Donkey-Drinkermug.

The donkey delux

When ur in the whomb and ur moms shit goes through the ambelical cord instead of food
My mom was giving my seven the donkey delux so we gave him up for adoption
by TheWebedShark May 13, 2022
mugGet the The donkey deluxmug.

rubber donkey

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it
Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve
by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 October 22, 2015
mugGet the rubber donkeymug.

DUMP DONKEY

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.
by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022
mugGet the DUMP DONKEYmug.

donkey chills

the act of getting goosebumps and you can't quite remember the name at the moment.
lastnight i had this wierd dream and it happened the next day and i had......... had...... had.... whats the word? is it donkey chills?
by brian.banck December 12, 2008
mugGet the donkey chillsmug.

Donkey Tail

when you pull the toilet paper roll out (with out ripping it off the roll), wipe, and leave the soiled toilet paper hanging from the receptacle.
Dude, you left a nasty donkey tail.
by Ndddiej51cvrgf sdfndfgnsdthser December 17, 2018
mugGet the Donkey Tailmug.

Sugar Donkey

Yo, check out take Sugar Donkey that just walked in...
by BowserLFFL March 15, 2022
mugGet the Sugar Donkeymug.

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