by FRCrunch March 4, 2024
Get the Baker mug.Basically, the devil wouldn't live here. I highly would NOT recommend young girls to take public transportation in this city. I was sexually assaulted twice (once on the bus and once at the bus stop). Two grown men came up to me on the bus and gave me a flyer saying that they are looking for an "investor." I also have been harassed and stalked multiple times living here. Men would ask me if I need a ride. Another time, a random man kept telling me that he could get me a job. Plus, there was a serial rapist near the college that I attended (Bakersfield College). Thankfully, he was caught. It is affordable but there are simply too many sexual predators. There are way too many homeless people. In addition, it gets super hot in the summer. The air quality is trash. It takes away years from your life. You can save a lot of money by living here but just make sure you live in the good areas. Buy a gun. Know how to use it. People frequently steal amazon packages. Make sure you get a ring camera because people may try to break into your home. Do not accept rides from anyone! Don't live in east Bakersfield. That's basically the ghetto. You're welcome! Stay safe. ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜
by ILivedInBakersfield March 17, 2024
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by TheMakerOfTreesInIndonesia543 March 25, 2024
Get the baker mug.Same as Fishmonger's, barely fucking exist. Now, I will excuse every other store that isn't Tesco's or Morrison's. So let's rant about these shitty bread providers..
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Person2: Uhh, what happened to Person1?
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024
Get the Bakery mug.Fat Chonky gyatt lord that requires a lot of temptations to keep up with his diet (he’s a cat) .
He will start to get aggressive if he is not given temptations every 20 minutes 30 minutes max.
Bakeyshime is the fluffiest kitty you will ever witness you’ll adamantly want to take him home with you once you meet him,
He will start to get aggressive if he is not given temptations every 20 minutes 30 minutes max.
Bakeyshime is the fluffiest kitty you will ever witness you’ll adamantly want to take him home with you once you meet him,
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