"My "best friend" told one of my secrets."
"You want me to clock-a-bitch for you?"
"Yeah, get her real bad"
"You want me to clock-a-bitch for you?"
"Yeah, get her real bad"
by ILDandG February 24, 2012
Get the clock-a-bitch mug.When a woman looks good in the dark and when she's exposed in the light, she's more than unattractive.
"Bro, I took this girl home last night and thought she was a 10, but woke up this morning and realized she was just a shadow bitch."
"What's a shadow bitch?"
"When a girl looks sexy in the dark, but a 1 in the light."
"What's a shadow bitch?"
"When a girl looks sexy in the dark, but a 1 in the light."
by Alwaysfucking January 28, 2016
Get the shadow bitch mug.Someone who is environmentally conscious, (powers house with solar panels, hasn't used paper since 2006, and drives a prius) but brags about it all the time by reminding people of how many polar bears you're killing and trees you're chopping down and how they aren't at all.
by ficticiousnamebyauthor May 22, 2015
Get the prius bitch mug.-when bitch tits was said incorrectly, bitch mits was created :)
-someone who has suddenly turned bitchy would be described to have 'put their bitch mits on' (mits being the shortened version of mittens {gloves}).
-This statement is usually also accompanied by the mimed action of putting a pair of gloves on.
-someone who has suddenly turned bitchy would be described to have 'put their bitch mits on' (mits being the shortened version of mittens {gloves}).
-This statement is usually also accompanied by the mimed action of putting a pair of gloves on.
"someone just put their bitch mits on!"
"get yer bitch mits on, love!"
"she's certainly got her bitch mits on today!"
"get yer bitch mits on, love!"
"she's certainly got her bitch mits on today!"
by moysha March 6, 2008
Get the bitch mits mug.going to bed anytime before midnight (12AM) is to be considered bitch o'clock. It implies that the person is a bitch since they are self-imposing an early bedtime.
Henry (10:46 PM): Dude, I'm going to bed, I'm really sleepy
Tyson: (10:47PM): nice, bitch o'clock! you are such a grandpa
Tyson: (10:47PM): nice, bitch o'clock! you are such a grandpa
by suburban_hiking December 18, 2011
Get the bitch o'clock mug.by TEflonD4 March 9, 2022
Get the Div bitch mug.Luke chased Kyle across the apartment parking lot bitch naked after Kyle's failed attempt to throw snow on him in the shower.
by vsuit August 3, 2014
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