Toe shoes

If you were to ever be called a queef, right now would be that time! No guy should ever wear toe shoes! It screams, I have a massive vagina to the world!

Most guys named Jay like to wear toe shoes.

Did u see that guy wearing "toe shoes"??

Ya omg I think his name is Jay! What a queef!

by Coolmofo December 23, 2019

Toes on 0

For ones toes to be on point

My friend commented on my Instagram today saying toes on 0

by Ben_dover December 23, 2019

Toe Jam

A woman's front wedgie

Dang, I sure to have some horrible Toe Jam going on today!

by Radschick March 29, 2019

Toe Jam Ram

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious

Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.

by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019

toe clipping

Toe clippings are clippings from ones toe nails

Him:Look at the old mans toe clippings
Her: Ew, He must have AIDS!

by Akjehhj.123 April 1, 2019

Po-ta-toes

potatoes, but better. Samwise Gamgee makes them especially well.

Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

by YumYumRamen May 21, 2019

The Electric goat toe

When a man is having trouble getting aroused do to his very obese and very loose partner, folds his semi-flaccid penis in half and penetrates his partner to get the job done. The maneuver is complete when the penis becoming fully hard and rubs the vaginal walls causing orgasm and him making the O face.

This bitch I picked up at the bar was so bad I had to give the Electric goat toe.

by MeBoo2ichi May 31, 2019