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Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
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Shut this nigga up

Use this when someone is talking nonstop, ruining your chill moments and requiring too much of your energy to fully comprehending the reason he’d post such shit.

* Eligible for use whenever you disagree with someone else too
Speaker 1: Man you saw that new Spider-Man yet!??
Middle Speaker: Iron man once said "Heroes are made by the path
they choose not the powers they are graced with I may not be a marvel superhero but I do want to choose a path of a hero. My name is “Dumb Fuck” and I am running for the position of assistant headboy. It's ironic that I say that because I am standing still right now.

(Superior) Speaker 3: man **shut this nigga up**
by VSE(Villainous Scorp Edits) December 22, 2021
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You done trumped up

A sub-definition of you done fucked up

When making a drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" and your drinking buddies initially support you because you promise them stupid things like: "Then Rex, you'd be my Secretary of State"

In the odd case your initial statement becomes reality and you have an unwanted presidency waiting for you then YOU DONE TRUMPED UP.
Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
by UT+Per7 January 8, 2017
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hung up on my secretary

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.
She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".
by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017
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Throwing up 4's

You are insanely in love with a girl named Camila
He is throwing up 4's that means he should be in love with Camila
by eaqb07 September 26, 2022
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