fuck

A word that can be used literally anywhere.

1. That fucking guy has the nerve to suck his homies dick and not say "no homo" afterwards?

2. Thank you so fucking much man, my girlfriend broke up with me, and you decided to give her a letter full of anthrax! Nice!
3. I'm just so fucking sad right now. My brother came downstairs this morning with wires hanging from his headphones. I had to disown him.

by TardGuard January 29, 2019

Sucker Fucked

When you go over to someone's house for a date, with the intentions of possibly having sex with them, but they "roofied" you because they are too insecure & impatient to wait for your approval. #suckerfucked

I was excited about my dinner date with him. I even packed all the necessities to have a safe sexy time with him, if things went well, after the dinner he had invited me over for. However, I realized I had been "sucker fucked" when I woke up naked in his bedroom, tangled in my bra which had been torn in half, six hours after the glass of champagne he served me in his kitchen.

by PleasureAddict January 31, 2019

Titty fuck

When you stick your nipple in someone’s asshole

Dude, Tracy titty fucked me so hard last night. I never knew she had such long nipples!

by Bignutboy101 February 1, 2019

Fuck n’ Tuck

The act of fucking a bitch and then tucking your dick between your legs to make her laugh.

*after finishing guy stands up*

Guy: Hey babe look

Girl: *looks and sees he has tucked his dick in between his legs*

Guy: *laughs*
Girl: *got fucked and then saw it tucked*
= Fuck n’ Tuck

by 69FireCrotch69 February 1, 2019

Metro Fuck

Dero kids around the age of 12-16 , who hang around Australian bus interchanges , who obsessively wear Nike and Adidas clothing, generally wears bum/fanny packs to look cool and asks fellow people for cigarettes and consistenly says the word "cunt", "sick cunt", and "wanker".

hey let's not go to the interchange today, too many Metro Fucks there, can't deal with em.

by grungelover90 February 4, 2019

Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Fucking ripe

On point
Poppin’
Fye-yie-yie fire type shit
Flexin’ on eleven; flossy to the max
Can be used as a term of affirmation

Shit’s so dope that it’s like a ripe apple, it’s ready to eat.

“Yo, that jacket’s fucking ripe, my man.”
“Did you see that Rolly with the butterfly doors? It was fucking ripe!”

by Sirenfaee February 10, 2019