dirty jaxton

when a percussionist shoves a stick up your ass, rotates it, and starts playing a pulse percussion snare break

"HE DID ME DIRTY BY DIRTYING ME UP WITH A DIRTY JAXTON IN REHEARSAL YESTERDAY!!"

by imcool1111 April 14, 2025

Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!

One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.

by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023

Dirty Phenix

When bust all over chocolate chip waffles and your friends eat it

Yk Tally gave Brody a Dirty Phenix

by Dirty Phenix September 13, 2025

Dirty Albertan

When you fill your partners fun hole with oil and raw ground beef (extra lean) just before you take it to pound town.

He asked so politely, “Do you want a Dirty Albertan?” .

by D-Mech June 6, 2022

Dirty awhina

Complete and utter chaos, but fuckin funny. Nailed it.

Dirty awhina nailed it again and left the chaos behind but he will catch up .... again

by Nailed it. July 13, 2025

dirty mazie

to poop in someones mouth while eating

i wanted to give a dirty mazie to my friend

by jojosiwaforehead April 20, 2025

dirty

someone who is dirty is always looking, thinking, and doing sexual things like having sex, watching porn, and thinking about it.

you dirty whore!

by theolearner May 19, 2024