dirty jerp

The act of tying a fresh umbilical cord around your neck for the pleasure of asphyxiation while having sex with a cardboard cut out of Quinton Tarantino and watching transformers porn.

Man I was so horny lastnight I decided to do the dirty jerp.

by Turtlewizz April 9, 2020

low down dirty toaster

An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his

French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.

I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.

by CyberBigfoot April 21, 2024

dirty rainerlei

A fucking hoe

Omg dirty rainerlei

by Anirn May 10, 2020

Dirty Diddy

the act of railing a baby while drinking olive oil

i just did a dirty diddy at the party

by bucket___- January 20, 2025

Dirty Diddy

You fill your urethra with baby oil and proceed to golden shower your significant other. Then, spreading there ass and farting in it.

Lets do a cheeky dirty diddy tonight, what do you say?

by anonymous July 14, 2025

Riding Dirty

The act of having sexual relations outside of marriage and never using contraception.

Dang, Joel wasnt home all last weekend, ole boy is riding dirty with all the neighbor women.

by Jjilas July 8, 2018

dirty curlie

when your bf/gf hits a spot that makes your toes curl and they stay on that spot until you go into temporary paralysis

Last night i finally experienced the dirty curlie

by curlsthegreat July 4, 2023