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Dirty Dong

It’s when the care taker of an old persons home farts on an especially 80 year old grandfather, while master baiting into his cum sock. And shitting into your shit drawer.
My grandfather was just dirty dong’ed
by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025
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Dirty Davis

A dirty Davis is usually bald wearing a suit and tie, usually a teacher who likes to listen to rock, he likes to live in cold climates. He especially hates the kids he teaches and loves the nanny’s he bones, he teaches 6 kids. While the 7th dropped out of school
by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025
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Dirty Sevic

When you jack off into a potted plant, usually to provide extra nutrients for the flora.
Do you see how magnificent my ferns are? The trick is giving them a Dirty Sevic
by Eat me like a bug November 4, 2025
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Dirty Yancey

A dirty Yancey is when two grown men embrace in a firm handshake knowing full well they are about to go into business together.
I look him in the eye and give him a dirty Yancey, knowing our future business will be prosperous.
by Eat me like a bug November 5, 2025
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Dirty prius

A sex act where you nut into a handful of seeds and go plant it somewhere.
I'm going to save the world, one dirty prius at a time.
by Treybenito November 5, 2025
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Dirty James Devinney

When your vibrating buttplug is vibrating super fast but your dirty shitty taint is sweaty so you get an electric shock all across your body.
Ben: yo dawg I just had a dirty james devinney
Josiah: aw man that sucks
by BenjaminAngelCastanedaIsGay November 5, 2025
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Dirty Andy

A fucking stupid ass Asian Khmer who only plays Ur-Dragon
"Hey Dirty Andy, are you going to be in 7th period today?"
"No, I didn't know you were back from being sick"
"Damn"
by Natano November 6, 2025
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