Dirty Hob

A "Dirty Hob" is when you put a condom and it explodes after you fart while performing any sort of sex, and the recipient dumps you.

"I tried a "Dirty Hob" last night, I farted...SHE DUMPED ME :("

by SweatyCondom December 17, 2022

Dirty Chai

The act of drinking ones douche water

Yo, my girl made me some dirty chai last night. That shit was fire.

by Sammieboi February 10, 2025

Dirty Ignatious

A dirty Ignatious is when you are working construction and you proceed to shove a hammer up your butt and then hammer a nail, while jacking off.

“yeah dude yesterday i did a dirty ignatious on the jobsite”

by bigdrandy250 December 9, 2023

Dirty chili dog

The act of partaking in anal sex while the person has chunky diarrhea. Than removing the poop covered penis and forcing the recipient to eat said chunky diarrhea off of the penis thus completing the dirty chili dog

Yo Becky let me give her a dirty chili dog she mad weird homie

by SpittyWasHere May 8, 2022

dirty roslyn

When both parties wash their genitals with mouthwash, perform fellacio on one another then spit into a single bowl. This bowl is fed to the family dog while they both masturbate.

Angelo and Becky could not enjoy their nightly Dirty Roslyn due to Fido being at the vet

by MamaApe October 1, 2022

Dirty jahaira

What a person has sex while on their period and before climax does oral to swallow all bodily fluids.

So they wanted to try something knew so I voted for dirty jahaira

by The ranch is salty April 14, 2020

Dirty Vara

A sexual position favored by southern women. While riding the male, the female will defecate on the male's testicles. Meanwhile, lighting the male's chest hair on fire with a disposable lighter, and reproducing the shrill scream of a ferocious dragon.

Robin told me she really had to shit during sex with Burke the other night, instead of stopping, she gave him a Dirty Vara.

by Foldmember March 28, 2020