What a Cut

A response to a story in which someone has had something bad happen to them, or been cut - a way of recognising that what has happened is terrible, but reserving the right to be sympathetic.

Guy 1 "I organised a night out with everyone, and Tim didn't text me back. Then it turned out everyone went round to Tim's that night so only me and Steve ended up meeting and going out. "

Guy 2 "What a cut"

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Guy 1 to passing friend "Hi!"
no response
Guy 2 "what a cut"

by GaGaOhLaLa May 14, 2010

what thenfuck

What dyslexic people type instead of "what the fuck"

Tom : Fuck you.
Kendra : What thenfuck?????

by kendrasawhore June 4, 2021

what's flying

What's going on, generally.

Don't ask me. I don't know what's flying.

by John Trombone April 10, 2012

What a Falafel

Some kind of commotion, controversy, or fuss. If you read about a scandal in a newspaper, it could be described as a falafel. Falafel is a humorous-sounding word for a mostly non-humorous situation: some kind of disturbance, scandal or mess. However, a falafel usually isn't 100% serious.

"What a falafel trying to get through the airport!" Said Nicolette to Tiernan

by Tocateous October 7, 2019

what is a bitch

That bitch Carole Baskins!! 🐯

What is a bitch - That BITCH Carole Baskin fed her millionaire ex husband Don to her tiger

by FreeJoeExoticLockThisBitcbUP April 4, 2020

what a sad

when a movie so sad you are like wot a sad

movie:someone dies
jim: what a sad

by what a sad guy October 6, 2019

what the phuc

Alternative spelling for "What the fuck"

"What the phuc" are you doing under my skirt you perv.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021