Tom scrimshaw

A twitchy little cunt, can’t keep his head still. Eats like a fucking dirty cunt. And is the lankiest slender person you will ever see. Sometimes if you make him laugh you get a spot on view of his gums!

Wow it’s a Tom scrimshaw ! His gums sure are big

by Daren gave May 27, 2019

tom tom pidhsatom

this word is used to describe the beauty of a persons mother in a playful way.
pidh means beautiful and tom means mother, so when you say it, youre saying "mother, mother, beautiful mother"
it is in albanian

Person 1: "This is my mother."
Person 2: "Woah, tom tom pidhsatom!!"
Person 1: "Thanks bro"

by tomdoshi420 February 27, 2025

Toms

Is very afraid of most things imaginable, listens to everyone and has the dumbest opinions.
Most often has a little winer and cries while only passing puberty at 21.

Toms what do you like to do for fun?

by Aquariumss March 7, 2019

Tom

Someone who get's drunk on a regular basis

See also:

White Girl Wasted, Ratchet, Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk

"Did you see that guy swimming in his own chunder?"
"Yeah, he must have been a Tom"

by TheTruth96 November 5, 2015

Tom

Someone that hates being called Thomas (Because of Thomas the tank engine) and literally tells everyone that his name is Tom

Friend: Hi Thomas

Thomas: we do not speak of that name in others presence, you shall therefor present me as, Tom

by BeanLicker December 20, 2019

Tom Brady

From The New England Patriots, an amazing, kind, 6 time Super Bowl winner who haters hate because they ain't him. Is loved by A LOT of people from New England and some from other states because they know that he is a nice person, who gives his money to the team, to buy other players for the team. In other words, A TEAM PLAYER, WHO RESPECTS OTHER PEOPLE.

Tom Brady is the GOAT.

by AuntieFia12 November 24, 2019

TOM

Time-Of-(the)-Month

jill- "FUCK OFF JOHN"
john- "why so angry today? TOM?"

by anonymous January 20, 2024