Toileting

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.
by unncanny May 02, 2024
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Toilet Limbo

A state in which someone is on the toilet for a long time, typically after eating something bad.
Man, I was in toilet limbo after I ate that double burger last night.
by xblackhawkytx July 02, 2021
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Romantic Toilet

A toilet that is romantic. It can help you become more romantic when you use it before a date. Unfortunately, the Romantic Toilet doesn't exist.
Some person: "I'm gonna use this romantic toilet before I confess to her"
Another person- "Ok dude."
by Haha I evil April 26, 2022
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Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate
Nice try chief😂

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by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021
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Schrödinger's Toilet

When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.
With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.
by SeagullSpit May 22, 2022
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Toilet water

Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.
God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”
by RomanTurkey April 19, 2023
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