Sam

A Sam is someone who will never shut the fuck up. Like Jesus Christ, we get it your parents don't love you but love your brother but you don't need to complain about every little thing. just because you are annoying doesn't equal a personality. if your a sam and you're reading this, fuck you.

You know what? fuck that Sam. He complains about everything

by Fuck You Sam June 11, 2020

Sam

His is a total douche bag and loses all of his friends. He is very mean to his friends but says it is his personality.

Wow that guy is totally a sam.

by Theonetheonlymoses June 19, 2020

Sam Thomason

A stupid kid who likes to shave his pubic hair and put it in a bad, and ask so many girls for nudes as a joke.

Omg Sam Thomason, did you really keep your pubes?

Eww, Sam Thomason is such a pedophile!

by RaggyShaggy June 22, 2020

horny sam

When your in the middle of have sex with a girl you must yell HORNY SAM and get fucked by a guy

i just horny sammed last night

by Bignutwhore June 22, 2020

sam

sam has really bad breath it smells like mouldy milk warm mints and it’s really bad when you and near him

sorry sam

when i was talking to sam his breathe stunk and i thought i was gonna be gassed out

by big_dick_dave June 28, 2020

Sam

(Verb) The act of replying to messages or conversations with as few words as possible. Derived from the name Sam (a gender neutral name) to represent the ability of both sexes to perform this annoying/rude action.

Dude 1: This girl Sammed me all day. Her longest reply was "okay".

Dude 2: Damn dude that's rough, Sam that bitch back

by BB1813 July 8, 2020

Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world

I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020