touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Thoughtsonomous

The act of being unaware of the identity of a giver of thoughtfulness.

I don't know who left this guitar outside my door, but being a guitar enthusiast, I find it very thoughtsonomous.

by Always Undeniably Right January 14, 2024

touch antenna

"Touch antennae" is a metaphorical expression referring to the act of connecting or communicating on a personal and intuitive level, much like how insects use their antennae to sense their surroundings. See “grok.”

I like their vibe. I want to touch antenna about an idea I have for them.

by OG_Miggysmalls January 20, 2024

touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"

Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.

by bleuk January 20, 2024

Touch my boobs

Caught you in 4k

Why are you looking up touch my boobs on urban dictionary

by Blvssfvl February 17, 2024

Touch Grass

No u

Go Touch Grass

by What’s your handle321 February 24, 2024