Side gig

Performing oral sex on a small penis. Because it is not a full job (due to the small size).
"Eh, it wasn't a full 'blowJOB', more of a 'side gig'.
by JrMarkyMark September 19, 2021
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One Gum Side

Half a set of dentures. Leaving you with either top or bottom just; one gum side.
Im going to bite you, actually all i can do is One Gum Side you.
by €H@0$ January 25, 2021
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Side Niece

When the side bitch has a girlfriend, she becomes the side niece to the side bitch’s bitch
by Geralt-with-a-titty November 07, 2021
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When you drop something that's coming straight for you, or when you miss the perfect catch.
Mary: *runs towards ball*
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.
by Bob'sButteryBiscuits,Isella November 20, 2018
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Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
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side liquor

A drink of liquor brought with you on the side. Often smuggled into places, generally in a flask. Maybe at an expensive bar, a concert that doesn't allow liquor, to mix into a soda at a restaurant ETC. Usually not your main drink, but a supplemental one- however is generally acceptable as long as it is secret or not allowed.
"Shit man, these beers are $9. I couldn't afford to even get tipsy in this place. Good thing for my side liquor."

"Hey, you going to the dropkick Murphy's concert? They only have beer so I'll bring some side liquor"

"When I'm playing beer pong I always like to have a side liquor while I play"
by jpswagyoloooo February 22, 2014
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side pony

Usually a ginger haired dude with a side pony...also a male version of a side chick
Ted is such a side pony
by thetatertot August 12, 2018
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