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Silly sausage 

An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people
Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack

Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?

sad sausage 

Someone who feels entitled to get what they want at the expense of others and then gets sad when there is resistance or their manipulations backfire in their face and they are faced with the consequences of their actions.
After being found out for having an affair the sad sausage tried to get their partner to believe they wouldn't do it again.
sad sausage by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024

Hukki Sausage 

A delicious, juicy sausage to put in your butt, great for anal, and a great gift for your mother.
"Hey Jane, here's a Hukki Sausage"
"Thanks John, I'm going to put it in my ass!"
"Of course, you should give one to your mother!"
"Good idea John!"
Hukki Sausage by emphyzz November 22, 2024

Dirty Sausage 

A Dirty sausage is when you shove shit in a woman's vagina and then start inserting your sausage in there.
My sausage was dirty last night I shoved shit in her vagina so now I have a dirty sausage

Diabetes Sausage 

When you deep throat someone's dick and you think it tastes sweet
I deep throated my bf's dick and it tasted sweet, I think he has a Diabetes Sausage
Diabetes Sausage by ThisIsSatan December 25, 2024

Hot Sausage Oven 

When you and multiple other people put your dicks in another guys ass and leave them in it for hours
Brayden: Ayden im gonna give you a hot sausage oven

Ayden: alright bro you're done