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The process begins with a two week field problem that will take place in the East Range which involve lots of walking in the jungle and battle drills. The second step involves masturbation. This will either be done while on guard duty or while in the soldier's sleeping bag. Should be done 3-4 days after the soldier has been in the field. After the soldier is done masturbating, rather than ejaculating into a sock, he ejaculates onto the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum where it is left and not cleaned up.
After several days of patrolling, reacting to contact, etc, the soldier will have been sweating quite a bit. The sweat, combined with the humidity allows for the perfect fermentation of the semen to occur. At this point, it could be considered finished. However, it really depends on the soldier to customize his own recipe after this step. Diet, hygiene, and ass wiping habits are generally taken into account.
By day 14 when the soldier has returned to the company area,it will be ready for pranks and personal entertainment. While waiting to turn in weapons, the soldier will stick his hand into his pants and wipe the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum. He then will attempt to touch his fellow soldiers' face, and/or mouth. Sometimes they will instead compare stenches to see which is worse.
The process begins with a two week field problem that will take place in the East Range which involve lots of walking in the jungle and battle drills. The second step involves masturbation. This will either be done while on guard duty or while in the soldier's sleeping bag. Should be done 3-4 days after the soldier has been in the field. After the soldier is done masturbating, rather than ejaculating into a sock, he ejaculates onto the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum where it is left and not cleaned up.
After several days of patrolling, reacting to contact, etc, the soldier will have been sweating quite a bit. The sweat, combined with the humidity allows for the perfect fermentation of the semen to occur. At this point, it could be considered finished. However, it really depends on the soldier to customize his own recipe after this step. Diet, hygiene, and ass wiping habits are generally taken into account.
By day 14 when the soldier has returned to the company area,it will be ready for pranks and personal entertainment. While waiting to turn in weapons, the soldier will stick his hand into his pants and wipe the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum. He then will attempt to touch his fellow soldiers' face, and/or mouth. Sometimes they will instead compare stenches to see which is worse.
Soldier 1:"Dude, what are you going to do to your East Range Cream Sauce this time?"
Soldier 2: "My girl was totally on her period while we were banging this morning so I'm totally trying blood this time."
Soldier 3: "I did something similar with this mechanic chick while we were in the Box at JRTC, but she had a yeast infection."
Soldier 2: "DAAAMMMMN"
Soldier 4:"Remember when whats-his-name used his infected cyst pus and his chlamydia for his?"
Soldier 1: "Boy am I glad that He got out before I got stationed here....."
Soldier 2: "My girl was totally on her period while we were banging this morning so I'm totally trying blood this time."
Soldier 3: "I did something similar with this mechanic chick while we were in the Box at JRTC, but she had a yeast infection."
Soldier 2: "DAAAMMMMN"
Soldier 4:"Remember when whats-his-name used his infected cyst pus and his chlamydia for his?"
Soldier 1: "Boy am I glad that He got out before I got stationed here....."
by elwoodblues85 August 4, 2010
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Joe: "I hate your new haircut"
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by emmaanderin793 June 4, 2008
Get the "I've got the Sauce" mug.Etymologically, weak sauce was born in Long Beach California circa 1996. It was inspired by the G Love song "My baby got sauce" to which the adjective weak was added and a neologism was born. I used the term intermittently and was surprised when, two years later, I was visiting northern california and heard it used. Since then, it has spread and false claims as to it's origen have been made.
The full usage is now commonly considered passé. Currently, in Long Beach, sauce is an acceptable description of something thats shitty. It is interesting that G Love's "sauce" was a good thing and it has in fact become a polar term.
The full usage is now commonly considered passé. Currently, in Long Beach, sauce is an acceptable description of something thats shitty. It is interesting that G Love's "sauce" was a good thing and it has in fact become a polar term.
person A: the food at baja sonora is weak sauce.
person B: it's worse than sauce, that shit had me urinating out my asshole all night.
Person A: I think it's their enchilada sauce (unrelated).
person B: it's worse than sauce, that shit had me urinating out my asshole all night.
Person A: I think it's their enchilada sauce (unrelated).
by paul mathus July 16, 2008
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Get the (anything)-sauce mug.Some one who is extra super-sized gay. Like sooo soo flaming gay that you can smell them from a mile away. They shop at armani exchange, fcuk, and other stereotypical gay shops. They babble and have lisps. and cheek kiss everyone!!!!!
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