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Retard Sandwich 

When your'e working in between two other people on an assembly line and both of them happen to be lazy idiots who are totally incapable of doing their jobs.
Today at work was like being in a retard sandwich, I swear to God.
Retard Sandwich by Milton66 March 3, 2010

subway sandwich 

when 4 men engage in group sex. one man is the bread and gets passed along the other three until the sauce is put on at the end.
daves ass was destroyed last night he was well and truely subway sandwiched
subway sandwich by Anal suffocation December 31, 2014

elephant ear sandwich 

A womans reproductive organ in the form of a tasty snack.
Going down for an elephant ear sandwich.

A Jam Sandwich 

The act of scooping out dried period blood from a two day old corpse and placing it delicately between two slices of bread (brand of your choosing) then scoffing it like a mad-man. Yum- yum.
"Nigel, Do you want to try A Jam sandwich. It's scrumptious."

"No"
A Jam Sandwich by Poop sniffer 3000 November 26, 2013

deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich 

noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe
1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.

cucumber sandwich 

1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.

Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.

2. An insulting name for a posh person

3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.
1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."

2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"

3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"