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elephant ear sandwich 

A womans reproductive organ in the form of a tasty snack.

A Jam Sandwich 

The act of scooping out dried period blood from a two day old corpse and placing it delicately between two slices of bread (brand of your choosing) then scoffing it like a mad-man. Yum- yum.
"Nigel, Do you want to try A Jam sandwich. It's scrumptious."

"No"
A Jam Sandwich by Poop sniffer 3000 November 26, 2013

deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich 

noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe
1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.

cucumber sandwich 

1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.

Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.

2. An insulting name for a posh person

3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.
1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."

2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"

3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"

Wet Sandwich 

Dude stop being such a ******* pussy your totally being a wet sandwich about the whole thing.
Wet Sandwich by Mr. Meatballs April 30, 2010

cockmeat sandwich 

A blowjob performed by dirty stupid terrorists that stink like two cunts

where two dirty taliban mother fuckers act as two slices of bread on either side of the cock. therefore making a dirty sandnigger cockmeat stinking sandwich
hey man i just got a dirty cockmeat sandwich from Osama and saddam fuck they stink like ass