I exchange V-cards with the retards. 

Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.

Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."

I exchange V-cards with the retards. by Indiscriminate May 18, 2010

let's get retarded 

To get stupid drunk

Hey, lets go out and get retarded tonight!

let's get retarded by Jeff November 4, 2003

fucking retarded 

adj. describing a task or action as being ridiculous beyond the definition of stupidity. This can also typically the be the result of bureaucratic bullshit paper work that was contrived by some ass-hat with his head up his fucking asshole.

This form is fucking retarded, there is no way I am going to fill it out every time I need to take a dump.

fucking retarded by anonymous_that_means_no_name March 17, 2007

Retarded Potential 

1) The scalar or vector potential of a time varying current or charge distribution.
2) A scalar or vector potential that is generally thought of as useless and hated by many physicists.
3) The possibilty for someone to be retarded.

We are learning about retarded potentials in our E/M course.

That guy has a retarded potential, hes a total idiot.

Retarded Potential by Artin November 13, 2005

mental retardation

everyone in my art class
they wont shut up
ever

Me: My art class are all affected with mental retardation

mental retardation by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Retarded Chipmonk 

A young male who behave like an asshole to everyone especially his friends, who don't even know why they put up with his bullshit anymore.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.

Steff "Isn't Darragh a Retarded Chipmonk?''
Jake ''Yes Steff, I believe he is''

Retarded Chipmonk by Jake and Steff August 4, 2009

retardalyzed 

When someone is so retarded that they are paralyzed.

Yo man that nigga over there is so retardalyzed!

retardalyzed by vstro24 February 25, 2009