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Pommy dumb cunt

A term used to describe a Englishman or pommy who has no control over getting some burls or gambling all his money

Pronounced "Pommy", "Pom" or Dumb Cunt"

Note that it is possible for there to be a "AUSSIE DUMB CUNT". Multiple sightings of one playing pokies for keeps whilst on the burls also.
Aussie - you look like a Pommy dumb cunt today?

Pom - had a burl and lost all my money.
by Jabba-the-mutt March 10, 2024
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dumb as a lemon

Someone or something is very dumb by comparing them to a lemon.
Donald Trump has called Don Lemon the "dumbest man on television." He is dumb as a lemon!
by OnlySmiles March 17, 2024
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Dumb Song

Oh, in my head
You said with certainty
I may be the dumbest person that you've ever seen
You think you're hurtin' me
Bet you won't believe it, but you kinda set me free
You've mentioned Adderall
Slip this guy a sedative, he's bouncin' off the wall
Honey, it's no big deal
We'll get you back to college, you could study somethin' real
So, if that's how you feel
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Too dumb for breakin' up
I'd do it in person, but I'd probably mess it up
I'll text you, "That's enough"
That's how empty-headed people get through shitty stuff
Your world is endin' soon
Mine's a little better 'cause I never watch the news
You make my lunch today
I would do it, but I couldn't work my microwave
So, if that's what you're sayin'
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm much too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
You: Hey bro, you wanna listen to the Dumb Song?
Bro: Yeah, that's my favorite song!
by tsam5 March 30, 2024
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dumb eden’s garden

this dumb eden’s garden
by anonymous July 14, 2022
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Dumb shit

A very powerful way to call somebody dumb or a shitty person. You can also say bakageta tawagoto
He is such a dumb shit.
by Shinven July 27, 2022
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dumb

"Dumb" is an adjective describing how someone does not know much or doesn't know anything about a subject that many others do, or just doesn't know much in general.
by poopystinkydumbmonke August 6, 2022
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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
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