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Russian

1. Adverb: gives "in a subhuman tier" for the semantic projection of a verb.
"Russian Deus."
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Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry
I would love some Russian ear wax slushy
by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021
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Russian success

When a person or system reports as having successfully completed a task, however, it has not actually been successful.
The backup failures are not being reported as failures. They are a Russian success.
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Russian Straw

When a woman sucks your cock while giving a boob job
Erika couldn't give a Russian straw her boobs are too small
by Bumber Bork May 23, 2025
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Russian Tsar Bomb

When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.
Johnny, I Russian Tsar Bombed the prostitute because she made me mad.
by ProBater69 February 7, 2022
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russian mushrooms

A band of friends from Alabama who pulled names out of a hat…yeah it’s really stupid but the people in the band enjoy having each other. One plays guitar. Another plays bass and is the lead singer. Last but not least the clarinetist.
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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
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