Unfortunate Bar

A bar where no one attractive goes, and all the "ugly's" frequent. If a beautiful person were to go to said bar, they would leave immediatly recognizing that they do not belong. Where as if an unfortunate bar goer hits up a "normal club" (A.K.A. where good looking people go) they to will leave immediatly, not for the same reasons as the hottie mind you, but because they (the ugly), has recognized that they are too nasty to belong.

"I am not goin to get my groove on at THAT place, thats one of those unfortunate bars"
Girl A: "EEWWW I ran outta that place so fast, I'm way to hot for that shit"
Gir B: "Thats what you get for going to an unfortunate bar"

by **Baby Girl** February 22, 2008

Bar

A “Bar” is a extremely hot and attractive 14 year old human being.

Wow this Bar guy is so hot

by bqrr June 11, 2022

crunch bar

a vape

yo let me hit ur crunch bar

by crunchbarr November 22, 2021

Bar Mistress

A married woman who has been banging dudes on the side since the couple started dating.

Husband “you’ve been banging Corey this whole time?”
Wife “ Yes, I’m a bar mistress”

by HOTCARLD August 16, 2023

Blondike Bar

1. A dumbass

2. A bimbo

3. Someone who really needs to get their head out their ass

(Person 1) To make a grilled cheese you need bread and cheese. Self explanatory.

(Person 2) Wait what do you need?

Ex 2
(Person 1) A blondike bar is a dumbass.

(Person 2) I don’t get it

(Person 1) Youre such a fucking blondike bar..

by blindue June 14, 2022

bars

When someone has laid down a very specific, and clever insult or jibe towards someone. Stemming from bars used to structure Rap/ R&B songs.

Bo - "If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents."
Mike - "Thats mega petty bro."
Trequantre - "Damn he's got some bars for you this morning dont he bro?"

by josgoldberg July 9, 2023

rolled a bar

To roll a nice wood to smoke

Tyler : “I just rolled a bar to spark up”
Kevin: “That is a nice wood it’s nice”

by Lele_hollywood September 30, 2023