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Jack-Ransleyophobia 

When a guy (usually named Jack Ransley) is placed into a situation with a lot of tension surrounding it (usually social issues with girls involved).

Side Effects may include any of the following:
- Looking like a hulk (though having no muscle. (Does not include Green body)
- Scaring the Brisbane public at cinemas
- Punching holes in walls
Jack Ransley - "I was so pissed off last night when my ex showed up with her friends"
Guy 2 - "Damnnnnnn, How did it go?"
Jack Ransley - "Let's say they have Jack-Ransleyophobia now"
Jack-Ransleyophobia by Hakumai November 9, 2016

jackanory time 

In a group of friends or a 'gang' these youths will use the term 'Jackanory time' as a joke or some may even take it seriously, anything worth something of value is taken. Normally, handed back within a small amount of time.
example:
Friend 1 - 'What time is it?'
Friend 2 - ' It's Jackanory time!!'
Friend 3 - 'aha PEAK! '
jackanory time by J1zzabell January 13, 2017

jack the spack 

Jack the spack is a very sexy and hot llama and will always obey command but never brushes his teeth but he does have a lot of hair if I ever give this llama skittles he will think they are drugs p.s he's a man
Jack the spack is a man who loves spacks

jack nipples 

Next to nothing.
Man, I asked for a lot for Christmas but got jack nipples!
jack nipples by Bo__jangles April 25, 2017

jack stoner 

Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.
I wish I could be like Jack Stoner!
jack stoner by Knuck Knuck May 21, 2017

jack shower 

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
jack shower by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017