jr islanders

A shit but ok travel hockey team that is better than the Jr rangers

Kid: gonna try out for the Jr Islanders
Friend: oh have fun getting your ass kicked

by ICrackPussy12 September 3, 2021

Kyke Island

A secret fishing spot

Wes torqued a lot of gourds at kyke island.

by Steven Firestone September 24, 2021

Long Island

Beautiful natural scenery + Beaches. A LIRR ride away from NYC, Billy Joel, Cold Cheese Pizza, Montauk, Kings Park Psych Center, Fire Island Oysters (my favorite), Amityville Horror house, Alec Baldwin, Lindsay Lohan, Theodore Roosevelt, White kids with Lacrosse sticks, investment bankers, trust fund babies, irish + italian + jewish people .. . .. . . anything I am missing? OH and FUN FACT: Jaws was not actually based on Massachusetts! It was based on Long Island!

Long Island = (Lawng Eye-Lind)

by Jeryryrfnfmdfmdfg September 26, 2021

long island

the part of new york with a bunch of pot smokers

“yo you live on long island?”
“yeah it’s a shit hole”

by 173392726 October 17, 2021

Alexandru Iovanovici

King of hell, conquer of all demons. He likes to eat kid's souls for breakfast.

Alexandru Iovanovici is on the phone for more than 30 min. He is speaking with Satan istelf

by BananaForBreakfast November 21, 2021

leafy island

An island full of plants

Want plants? Visit Leafy Island

by Shopaholic999 November 26, 2021

Johns Island

A city in the Charleston, South Carolina area known for its hate of Ohioans by those that grew up there. Don’t let them know, but the natives are now badly outnumbered and constantly ridiculed and made fun of by all others.

Johns Island is awesome and super welcoming, just don’t let them know you moved from Ohio…. Well unless they live in one of the new developments. Then they’re cool.

by Dnalsi Snhoj November 26, 2021