Ass flap

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.
It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.
by TedZeppelin March 02, 2007
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Ass Day

A very very long period of time—longer than a normal day.
Girl: We've been waiting for like TWO ASS DAYS for the cookies to be done.
Guy: Verily
by czaravm December 31, 2011
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Ass Clincher

A excedingly tough situation.
by the_toad April 01, 2006
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The Ass Game

A game simply played whenever one party uses the word "ass" in conjunction with another adjective and the second party upsets the first party's statement's initial intent by changing the association of the word "ass." Mostly the game is played by relocating the emphasis and hyphen in the sentence.
Person not playing The Ass Game: Check out my sweet-ass bong!
Person playing The Ass Game: That is a pretty sweet ass-bong.
by maysueh January 10, 2009
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golden ass

Having one means you are extraordinarily lucky.
The bullet missed him by an inch. The sergeant cursed his luck, saying " You have a golden ass, dickhead."
by #$%* June 26, 2011
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Yahoo that ass

When your checking out a girls ass and rating it,pretty much wanting to fuck her like your searching information on Yahoo.com
example.Damn look at that girl she is looking soo good, I want to Yahoo that ass.
by Master Blownski May 07, 2009
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Basketball ass

Firm,round,nice,perfect ass that looks like a basketball.
She's got a nice basketball ass for a white girl
by Ruy Blas July 07, 2014
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