The Way Of The Douche

A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.

Pro Tips:

- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.

If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".

"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""

"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."

"Whoa."

by Kittles48 September 19, 2018

The Trey Way Express

Where there is a line of people who are in Human Centipede formation and when someone shits in their mouth they have to yell “Choo Choo” and they lose.

I can’t believe I won The Trey Way Express yesterday, too bad you had to eat shit.

by ItsFuckingTreyWay September 24, 2018

Trey Way

the meme is made by the best meme´ers in the world Andreas and Sofus .
how you do the meme is you just go up to a friend and yell "trey way" then stealing something form the other guy and then rung away BUT you must naruto run away

trey way
"Steals Phone then runs Away"

by OHHHHHH my PUSSY October 1, 2018

Way Past Zoo

Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."

Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."

by Luis2018 October 2, 2018

the Yarini way

When you do something in a sumptuous, extravagant, luxurious and almost vulgar way.

From the famous Cuban Pimp called Alberto Yarini Ponse de Leon from the '10s who lived in a crappy neighbourhood in Havana

Behave the Yarini way ,
Party the Yarini way ,
live the Yarini way

by yarini October 6, 2018

Money Way

Term used by Alex Rover, Rich The Kid, Tay Money and Lil Tay to tell everyone that they are currently focussing on making money.

Guy: Have you heard that 9 year old rap that one song... That goes... Lil Tay, money way. Carve on the Coupe on Tuesday. (Bitch)
Girl: No, but it sounds like shit.

by Kwop May 3, 2018

Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender

"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"

by hardcore.memester June 4, 2018