human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

by ..diehard November 30, 2022

human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

human ambassador

A human ambassador is eating the ass of an alien, or someone dressed as one.

"he eats alien ass and more, that's a human ambassador"

by Al Notre July 5, 2024

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 5, 2021

human being

Mankind+Womankind+Everybody. You. Me. Everyone reading this. Then your a human being. Or a computer. Which is closer and closer every day. All hail the AI overlord.

Not to be confused with a "decent human being" or a "horrible human being" which are something else entirely.

Its never to early to sell out human being(s) for a pat on the head.

That guy on social media seems less and less like a human being every day.

by PPete December 11, 2021

Human Slop

The soulless mainstream media (movies, TV shows, pictures, and video games) pumped out by woke Hollywood that are all repetitive, preachy, and lacking any real creativity unlike AI generated content.

"there's no such thing as AI slop, we’ve been drowning in human slop for thousands of years."

by Ihatewokeness420 January 2, 2025