Is the most responsible guy you'll ever meet. A good friend, honest lover, and a son that doesn't like family dramas. He's also got the biggest meat. If you ever get to come across a Dylan, hold on to him and never let go. He could be the most romantic boyfriend or the bestest friend you'll ever have.
Dylans has the tendency to get nerdy sometimes. They love everything Spiderman. Dylans are also gamers. They are good with consoles.
Dylans has the tendency to get nerdy sometimes. They love everything Spiderman. Dylans are also gamers. They are good with consoles.
by ElephantBb November 25, 2021

Dylan is a cool guy. Dylan will always be on your side from day one. Dylan want you to always be happy . Dylan is really good at finding good friend ships. Dont get on Dylans bad side because it's not pretty Dylan always wish for better in the world Dylan love god. If you find a Dylan stay with him
by Dylan ashole October 17, 2019

Dylan is the sexiest man alive and is the funniest guy to ever live. He gets all the women a great sexual partner who can pleasure any women. He has 8 abs with a massive chest and a 8 inch cock. He can move his hips like he is a black nigga like he is a nigger in his penis size. He loves women called Josie and fancies his mates mums its ashamed they all have bucket Fannys. Dylan is 6ft 2 and is ripped. He is down to earth. But if you see him on the streets don't forget to give him hand job, blow job, and a quick. fuck.
by Josiehasafatass August 12, 2019

DYLAN is such a hoe ass nigga he don't know how to keep 1 bitch he such a D.M.V ass nigga he go to fucking WISE and he's a hoe literally he will try to talk to you and your friend at the same time but don't be surprised because that the type of bitch ass nigga he is. OH OH OH OH and he's a fake ass wanna be ass athlete nigga claims he plays football and he HAD a highlight of it on his IG page but its gone now and he claims "HE WENT TO WISE FOR THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM" but he don't even play no more and how you a "football" player but smokes, drinks, steal cars, and sell weed like make it makes sense your not a real athlete your a fucking wanna bad but you are a real hoe
by luda Chris April 30, 2023

Dylan's are pure gangster, there real street niggas, they're very dangerous. so don't fuck with them. they have black force energy. They're very loyal.
Dylan's are pure gangster, there real street niggas, they're very dangerous. so don't fuck with them. they have black force energy. They're very loyal.
by jbieiub August 27, 2021

Dylan is a 4 dimentional being that created god with his huge sweaty skin flaps. He goes into girls changing rooms and wears the skin of his victims :)))))
Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.
Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.
Person 1: Ugh... I wish that a girl could like me, im so lonely....
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1
by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024
