Dylan

Only lasts 3 minutes

Chad lasted 3 minutes last night… what a Dylan move.

by anonymous July 6, 2021

dylan

dude with a flat perm that will make u think he's not smelly when he is and bring u to see the sunrise even though it's facing the other way

dylan's mom has got it going on

by athenenene July 8, 2021

Dylan

dylan, the bestest of friend you'll ever have,

the most loving boy you'll meet, if you meet a boy named dylan, keep him, hes the most loyal, comforting person youll meet,,
he will be an amazing boyfriend, he will take care of u, and he will be so protective,,
he might get annoying,, but he is sure the hottest boy you'll meet, the most loving, charming, handsome overall perfect boy,

how is dylan so cutee??

by froggoeee July 8, 2021

Dylan

An annoying shit disturber who will relentlessly bother their family to get a rise out of them, and behaves perfectly normal around their friends and passerby.

Person 1: My cousin is a total Dylan when they visit during the holidays.
Person 2: Really? I would have never guessed!

by Artifusion July 9, 2021

Dylan Armstrong

Dylan Armstrong. A person who despite changing their name is still a mess through and through.

"Have you seen the way he's been acting lately? He's such a Dylan Armstrong."

by Just_me_dj November 11, 2024

Taddeo and Dylan

The greatest fortnite duo of all freaking time. Both wear Andre and cook the heck out of nears. Why aren’t they so good? Nobody knows, they’re just cracked. Better than Sanders.

OH NO, it’s Taddeo and Dylan, run!

by Nico sanders December 3, 2024

Dylan

Literally the worlds fattest man alive, puts obese whales to shame (and Lizzo). Has a gf but knows hes gay inside due to his tendancies of rimming on the weekend

Josh: You see that Dylan guy
Oli: How can't I hes so fat

by glsdnkSEGOHI December 6, 2024