The greatest fortnite duo of all freaking time. Both wear Andre and cook the heck out of nears. Why aren’t they so good? Nobody knows, they’re just cracked. Better than Sanders.
by Nico sanders December 3, 2024
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by glsdnkSEGOHI December 6, 2024
Get the Dylan mug.I don’t understand how the world could be so cruel as to show me the sweetest guy I’ve ever met. Then immediately rip him away from me. Maybe this is pathetic and maybe you wouldn’t even want me to but I’d wait until you were ready. The thought of you with someone else is something I don’t even want to imagine. To the girl who gets to spend the rest of her life with you I envy her and I hope she treats you with the love and care you deserve. I hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted. I hope one day you make it big and everyone who hears your songs knows it’s by you. I hope if you read this even though I doubt you ever will, you will know just how much our short time together meant to me.
by Emma Alonzo December 16, 2024
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by Bigtoe Bandit December 23, 2024
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A rare gem of a human being who’s as real as it gets. Dylan’s the guy who’s got your back no matter what, bringing unmatched loyalty and authenticity wherever he goes. His kindness is unmatched and when you earn his true friendship he'll never leave you. He’s not just good-looking—he’s got that effortless vibe that draws people in without even trying. Unapologetically unique, Dylan does his own thing, couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks, and still manages to earn mad respect from everyone around him. He’s hyped by the boys, admired by the girls, and straight-up favored by God Himself.
Dylan gives off major Andrew Garfield Spider-Man energy—charming, bold, and always putting others first, while somehow being cooler than anyone else in the room. He’s the guy who’s gonna start the party, hype up the crowd, and 100% crowd surf his way out like a legend.
To know Dylan is to know kindness, loyalty, authenticity, and the kind of vibe that will effortlessly draw you in—he’s not just one in a million; he’s one of one.
A rare gem of a human being who’s as real as it gets. Dylan’s the guy who’s got your back no matter what, bringing unmatched loyalty and authenticity wherever he goes. His kindness is unmatched and when you earn his true friendship he'll never leave you. He’s not just good-looking—he’s got that effortless vibe that draws people in without even trying. Unapologetically unique, Dylan does his own thing, couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks, and still manages to earn mad respect from everyone around him. He’s hyped by the boys, admired by the girls, and straight-up favored by God Himself.
Dylan gives off major Andrew Garfield Spider-Man energy—charming, bold, and always putting others first, while somehow being cooler than anyone else in the room. He’s the guy who’s gonna start the party, hype up the crowd, and 100% crowd surf his way out like a legend.
To know Dylan is to know kindness, loyalty, authenticity, and the kind of vibe that will effortlessly draw you in—he’s not just one in a million; he’s one of one.
"Everyone at the concert was losing it, but leave it to Dylan to start the wave, hype up the crowd, and actually end the night by crowd surfing. Classic Dylan energy!"
by banana-piano January 12, 2025
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Kyle: Man I don't even wanna drink a can of Bud Light after that fag Dylan Mulvaney drank it.
Ron: Yeah man, fuck Bud Light, fuck Dylan Mulvaney. Jeez, I can't fucking believe I used to drink the same beer as that faggot!
Kyle: Yeah man such a shame. Hey bro, wanna buy a ton of Bud Light and shoot em' down with a pair of M16 this weekend?
Ron: Sounds fun, I'll pay for the mess. Come on, get in the truck, we're gonna buy ourselves a lotta Bud Light
Ron: Yeah man, fuck Bud Light, fuck Dylan Mulvaney. Jeez, I can't fucking believe I used to drink the same beer as that faggot!
Kyle: Yeah man such a shame. Hey bro, wanna buy a ton of Bud Light and shoot em' down with a pair of M16 this weekend?
Ron: Sounds fun, I'll pay for the mess. Come on, get in the truck, we're gonna buy ourselves a lotta Bud Light
by Colton Boone June 25, 2025
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