Drunk Correct

When drunk texting your friends, autocorrect turns your texts into complete and utter nonsense.

My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.

Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."

by Rinrin0303 March 07, 2011

Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".

Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"

by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018

Quadriplegic drunk

The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.

I got absolutely quadriplegic drunk last night, I was barely able to get out of bed for days.

by sketchyoperator August 16, 2024

buzzed drunk high

Your fucked

Natasha vickers is fucked

She will die
She is buzzed Drunk high

by Laura halpin April 10, 2017

drunk bum

When you stick a bottle of vodka in your bum and drink it through your bum.

I was so wasted at Stacey's party after I did the drunk bum

by Lolimretarded January 18, 2016

Holy fuckin Drunk

A total and divine state of utter inebriation,usually obtained after an entire year of alcoholism

"jesus christ,that trip to lake powell really started off my year of heavenly drunkeness....Holy fuckin Drunk!

by Alkie_preist89 November 04, 2011

2nd hand drunk

The feeling I got after watching Skeppy's drunk stream.

"Oh my god I'm getting 2nd hand drunk!"
"Are you watching Skeppy's drunk stream?"
"Yeah."

by Pingspoofing shrimp January 31, 2021