nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.

Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024

Dad

The guy who leaves for the milk when your 5 :)

Hello dad
Goodbye dad
DADDYYYYY

by My dad left me :D November 23, 2022

Cesar Is Dad

Meaning me, Cesario Villa is your daddy. I don't care if you already have one, I am your daddy :)

Cesar is Dad!-Day Cesar is Dad!-Katie Cesar is Dad!-Haydee

by Daddy Josiah January 22, 2021

dads dick syndrome

dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.

boy1: man did you see Tyler's piece? it is huge!

boy2: nah it's the case of the dads dick syndrome

by skibby1337 January 30, 2024

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

by Ifuckedyoursister August 9, 2019

dad down

To come to the realization that you are ready to settle down. To grow up and accept responsibility. To man up so to speak.

Bro, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, I'm ready to Dad down...

by RockerBaby83 February 10, 2018

Dad

Dad,the guy that will always be there for you.Yeah maybe he’s made some mistakes…but he’s still here.The parent that will always back you up,gives you the best hugs and kisses and always listens to you.He gives things that you’ve always wanted but never asked about.He will always know about you.Even if your other parent never cared,never did any of the things he did.It doesn’t matter.Dad will make you feel complete.It doesn’t matter if your wrong or right he will always be there.ALWAYS.

I love you dad.

by juicymangos:3 August 26, 2025